latest ARTICLES by jordan
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Media, Movies, Review‘Downsizing’ Is An Interesting Premise, but Thematically a Master of None
It’s hard to place a finger on what Downsizing, Paramount Pictures’ new sci-fi-meets-inspirational film, means to do. It’s partly satire,…
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Editorials, FeaturesAn Open Letter to Kefla After Goku’s Ultimate Kamehameha, You Will Never Be Forgotten
Dear Kefla, Goku’s Ultimate Kamehameha is the most disrespectful finisher that’s ever happened in entertainment. I’m sorry it happened to…
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Media, Movies, Review‘Three Billboards’ Truly Is the Must-See Surprise of 2017
A film festival darling, it is hard to know what to make of Martin McDonaugh’s Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri…
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Editorials, Features, Media, Review, TV ShowsWe Previewed ‘The Punisher’ and Yes It Might Be the Best Marvel Series Yet
Netflix’s The Punisher will bring much of what you expect from Frank Castle – violence, trauma, and a ruthlessness otherwise…
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Media, Movies, Review‘Murder on the Orient Express’ Derails, Misses the Charm of a Great Whodunnit
Batman, Sherlock Holmes, and now Hercule Poirot can share the title of best detective in the world as the newest…
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Media, Movies, ReviewWhile Imperfect, ‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Concludes an Unlikely Blockbuster Series
“Ah, you think darkness is your ally.” So begins an iconic phrase from The Dark Knight Rises, spoken by Bane,…
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Editorials, Features, Media, Movies, ReviewComedy, Diversity Make ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ the Best Comic Book Movie of the Year
This was a journey. Not the journey that takes place in Spider-Man: Homecoming, but our journey as movie goers and…
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Editorials, FeaturesImage Apologizes, Misses Point: A Line-by-Line Breakdown of Image Comics’ “Apology”
Following their terribly disgusting stunts of depicting trans violence followed by announcing an issue cover with a lynching front and…
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Editorials, FeaturesDuckTales Reboot Dropped Its New Intro and I’m Losing My Shit In the Middle of the Hood
They kept the theme song! They kept it intact! [Gets real close to your face, eyes desperate for your understanding,…
