Counterpart Recap: Outside In

Season: 2 / Episode: 2 (12) / Starz ***Spoilers be harboring fugitives and getting promoted for it. Previous COUNTERPART recaps are here*** Jesus, Mary, and Prime, we not in Kansas anymore. After not seeing Prime for the whole opener, we back to our favorite adjunct terrorist professors on the run. Aldus got some reservations fam. He’s like we are cowards for deserting kids man. Wu-Tang is for the babies, but we out ran like some punks. Ole girl is like you need to be strong. Strong for them. Strong cuz I just put the gun on the table like it was a threat. Strong like we gonna make out now, and I’m getting to third base by squeezing your manhood like a stingy tube of toothpaste. I don’t know if this is kink for terrorists but this is the sexy we’re getting right now. Damn Homie in High School…Things Probably Still Sucked We gotta flashback on Earth – 1 of Emily Pre-Coma heading out of the house. She tells Howard she’s going to the dry cleaners…at like 7pm. Aiight. And here in the now, we got Howard as a prisoner in Prime. Dude sleeping on a slab. Dude look like he ain’t ate in about a week. Beard lookin’ like he out of work got no interviews lined up this week. They torturing our boy, threatening to send him to a black site. You can tell they ain’t letting him sleep for shit.

This cat breaks it down for Howard saying that E-Amnesia over there was communicating with Howard-in-Black and just so happened to come out of a coma before the crossing. Like that shit was a set-up t…