Jane The Virgin Recap: Chapter Eighty One

WARNING SPOILER ALERT. I know this is a recap so a spoiler alert may not seem necessary to you, but this episode had the most epic reveal it has ever had, so if you want to experience it first hand- make sure you watch the show and then come back to this. So let’s begin… Xo + Rogelio + BabyWe are at the Delavega household as Jane is planning a surprise party for Alba after her citizen swear in ceremony. The family plan is going well, pan out and River Fields is there too? Apparently, she is spending time together with Rogelio in order to play spouses on screen – ugh. Literally at the house being like “thank you for having such a famous person stay at your house.” Rogelio is over her. She is always around inserting herself into every conversation with incorrect information – the entitlement is exhausting enough! But then you think a little bit of his own medicine for him. Not the same of course, white lady entitlement is a different breed, but Rogelio’s ego is something else. River is doing too much. Xiomara feels for River – she’s lonely after having been divorced four times. She might just like being around family. Xiomara keeps calling Alba “Abla” and Rogelio flips out because he just wants her to respect his family. I mean she did write “Abla” on the cake. She finally understands and feels like she’s getting an idea of the type of person he is. It’s going to be a journey for this American Passions of Steve.

Alba + Jorge again?Alba celebrated her citizenship and she look…