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It’s all been leading to this. The #MarchMultimediaMultiverseMadness Tournament has come down to a #WakandanRoyalRumble. It’s Storm versus Shuri, so let’s get right to it. Storm
Storm, as transcribed by Ja-Quan: Shuri, my girl, I finally have an opponent worth my time. I finally feel like my talents are being truly tested, and for that I thank you. But don’t get it twisted, you still bout to get this Meteorologist overtime, weather warrior work. You still bout to catch these started from Flea Bottom of Kenya, now we Omega level mutant hands. Shuri has insane reflexes, speed, durability and healing. I respect it. In Griot final form, Shuri can perform some next level feats like transform into a flock of birds or change her physical body into stone. Storm will have to dig into her extensive list of abilities to do away with her fellow African princess. Storm bout to reach in her bag of fade delivering skills, including her most savagely powerful lightning, wind, water, and physiological attacks to deliver the young ting to the Wakandan morgue and ancestral plane. First off, Shuri better calm down with that flock of birds move cuz Storm isn’t relegated to one single lighting strike. My girl will conjure up 200 if need be. PLEASE try and flex that giant bird transformation so that thing can get swept up in a category 5 hurricane. I don’t care how massive that crow is, 175+ mph winds will send that creature into the thermosphere, freezing that pile of feathers like turkey the wee…
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