Might Guy: ‘Naruto’ Legend Out Here Bussin’ Ninjas Asses with Only One Leg

I feed off adversity. I want a character to go through it. I want a character that knows nothing but struggle bars. Nothing but hard times and getting through that shit. Feel me when I say, no other ninja is about overcoming adversity like your ninjas and dem, Might Guy. Lemme tell you like The Enforcer, Double AA Arn Anderson *holds up four fingers* told WCW, “They say, adversity introduces a man to himself. Well, standing right here, I know who I am.” Bars. When it comes to this anime shit, if you ain’t about overcoming adversity then what you even here for? If you ain’t about the scrap then what you scrapping for, nah mean? Might Guy is that ninja. He was down for the ignorance way back when he squared up against Madara and was talking to Kakashi over his shoulder. WHEN AN ANIME CHARACTER STARTS TALKING TO YOU OVER THEIR SHOULDER, IT’S ALL OVER. SOMEBODY GOTS TA GO!

I don’t give a damn what anybody says, Might Guy has the best journey in Naruto. My man went from being a Taijutsu specialist, dubbed the god of this hand-to-hand combat shit by the very man he was trying to fade to Black, Madara Uchiha. Your boy Might Guy put on for his village Hidden in the Leaf and put his life on the line opening all 8 chakra gates. When he got saved he didn’t come out unscathed. The homie lost the use of his right foot and uses a wheelchair to be mobile. That’s all honor, son. Your man Guy did his time. Fam put on for his fucking squad. Homie ain’t gotta do no more. He can retire in this …

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