Open Letter to Kanye’s “2015 Yeezy II Clothing Line” (Revisited)

It was about a year ago in February when Kanye West teamed with Addias to drop his Yeezy 2015 Fall fashion line. Yeezy looked to shock the world and he went on to do something even greater. Kanye brought everyone in the world together… in roasting his ass something viscous. It was a beautiful moment in American pop culture history where we all came together on social media and went joke for joke for hours and even days on end. Our open letter format actually stems from a roasting session on Kanye’s fashion line. In celebration of that we’re going to relive and remix the magic of that beautiful day. We’re going to celebrate the joy of the 2015 Yeezy Fall fashion line the best way we know how… by using the Edo Tensei technique to revive it for the anniversary of the roast. Let’s set the timer one mo gain. *Sets timer*

Clothes look like spring apparel from the peasants in Skyrim. Clothes look like the default create-a-wrestler gear from WWF Smackdown. Clothes look the fan remake of The Hobbit. Clothes look like they get dry cleaned on Middle-Earth. Clothes look like the designer said “Fuck it” after the third Red Bull. Clothes look like “please sir can I have some more porridge” in real time. Why the entire line-up look like they volunteered as tribute in the Hunger Games and got told, “…Nah, y’all straight.”? Dude in the vest look like he just got done with an X-Ray. Dude’s vest made from the same material as the arm lining for the machine that takes your blood press…