Orphan Black Recap: Ruthless in Purpose, and Insidious in Method

Season: 3 / Episode: 8 / BBC America NEWCLONEALERT NEWCLONEALERT NEWCLONEALERT Welcome to the show Krystal! How the hell they find another character for Tatiana to play that’s still completely different from the others? She’s like a mix of Sarah and Alison, if Alison had kept dating “Jage” and Sarah prioritized push-up bras over hoodies. She also talks, a lot. Like she just telling random ass people about two dudes that tried to assault her and killed her friend. I’ve never had a manicure before, but I assume that’s not the type of shit that comes up in casual conversation.

So Den Mother is still alive…rejoice…she look like she spent the day with Floyd Mayweather, but she’s, ya know, here. She’s in the cantina asking after the Sestras, but ol girl ain’t giving up the goods. Still, Den Mother is there with Judas from the Agency and he tells her that they have a mole inside of Leda. Delphine meets up with the doctor to tell him that Krystal won’t be an issue since she’s wrote her own adventure for rationalizing their attack on her. She keeps banging the drum to get rid of 40% Rachel though because she believes she’s still a threat. Cosima and Sarah are Skype-ing and I was kind of surprised because Cosima ain’t getting mad because the hospital wi-fi sucks. Because she ain’t at the hospital. Your girl up in her boo’s pad, self medicating and acting like vaginal bleeding is some shit that goes away like hiccups. Sarah finally asks her where she’s at and Cosima hits her with Y…