The Flash Recap: Fast Enough

And you say Central City! Barry is finally face-to-face with Eobard Thawne and he just wants to know one question: why he went after his moms. Eobard was straight up in his reply, “Because fuck you. That’s why. I hate you in the future. Then I Bing’d you. Yeah… believe it or not, Bing takes over Google in the future. So I Bing’d you and got ya government and went back in time to merk you as a kid, but future-you saved you soooooo I killed your mom, cause I mean I was already there so why not. You left, but I needed you to get back, so I was stuck. Okay, as I say it back to myself it doesn’t really sound like the best plan. It made way more sense when I woke up that morning, I promise. Long story short, I had to make you the Flash sooner and train you to run fast enough to break the space-time continuum so I cold go home and you could save ya moms.” Barry was soooooooo fucking stressed, man. He was having a hard time holding them alligators down from merking Eobard Thawne right there, but now he got a chance to go back in time by working with Eobard and save his moms. He takes it to the team and Professor Stein is the only one talking out loud like, “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO BACK IN TIME TO SAVE YA MOTHER? THIS SHIT CRAAAAAAAAAAZYYYYY. Wooo, glad it’s you and not me.” Mr. Keep-It-One-Hunned himself, Joe West, said, “Fuck time, fuck space, go back and save your mother. What we talking tho?” but Barry’s father upon hearing this was, “You need to let this go, man. You ma…