Watch The Remote: NatGeo Really Wants the Reality TV Crown

Art by Beapeabear Listen, I don’t normally dabble into reality television, but I’ve been caught up in some shit before — there was Married at First Sight, Love and Hip-Hop, The Real World back when The Real World was good… reality television is just everywhere. But you know who will alway be the realest? The original reality TV? National Geographic. We’ve been so distracted with folk showing they ass 24/7 that National Geographic has been pushed to the back, been ignored, we Forgot About Dre’d NatGeo… and they’ve had damn near enough of that shit. Over the weekend we all realized the end is nigh with the video of Hubert The Husband penguin coming home to find his wife Debra fucking around with Gary the Home Wrecker. The whole world watched Hubert fight the good fight in a stalemate just to have Debra side with Gary. Not once, but twice. What makes that shit even worse is that penguins are monogamous and mate for life.

A fight breaks out when a husband comes home and finds his wife with another penguin. pic.twitter.com/9ejYGcJ5TJ — Nat Geo Channel (@NatGeoChannel) November 4, 2016

Fam, Hubert came home and was like, “Word, Debra? Word? The fuck is Gary doing here? Word? Oh Gary understands you? Was Gary there for you when you wanted to star in Happy Feet? Was Gary the one bringing you salt water trout when you were bed ridden? You know how hard salt water trout is to find out here in the — Gary, I’m not talkin’ to you. I’m talkin’ to my wife. I’M TALKIN TO MY WIFE GA…