An Open Letter to the Bellas (Pitch Perfect 2): Y’all Know Y’all Lost, Right?

Dear Bellas, Yo, now that some time has passed there is something I just gotta address. Pitch Perfect 2. I know you’re probably thinkin’, “but that was mad long ago.” Not for me, man. Not. For. Me. Look, I’m going to keep it one hundred — I understand the whole thing for Pitch Perfect 2 was y’all were on top and got too comfortable with the theatrics which led to your downfall. I get it, y’all were supposed to be back to the grind being the underdogs at the world stage, I get it. The German team Das Sound Machine were the cocky folks that were running the a-capella game on an international level. Y’all changed the a-capella game by not doing a cover and going with an original for the latter half of your final performance and incorporating the past Bellas as well. It was a truly lovely gesture. There is just one small… very small, minor detail, really. DAS SOUND MACHINE MUUUUUUUURDERED Y’ALL!!

Are you fucking kidding me? They took Fall Out Boy’s My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark and then combined that shit with DJ Khaled’s All I Do Is Win then destrooooooyed all of y’all. Are we really serious? I mean really?! Don’t make me take it to the gifs *jumping up and down* Ohhh laaaaawd — them gifs? *said to the tune of It’s Like a Jungle Sometimes”* a-huh-uh-huh-huh–huh-huh Them gifs got all the receipts we need, boy. Sun, this is the world championships. They were the champions and went fucking first?! They went first and I don’t know if it was a mercy kill or if they we…