Attack On Titan – Episode 40: Captain Levi Saved All His Disrespectful Crossovers For the Playoffs

***Look man, spoilers for the first half of Attack on Titan, Season: 3, Episode #40. I just need the first 12 minutes or so, fam. I aint’ gonna say shit about the rest of this fire ass episode. But let me get the first cuttttttt*** Can I talk my shit again? Can I talk my shit AGAIN?!?! Man listen, I don’t know what the fuck you be doing with your weekend, but I know I be breaking down this new Attack on Titan footage like a defensive back coach, studying routes and coverage and shit. Let me tell y’all off the muthafuckin’ jump: If Captain Levi was a wide receiver, he’d be Randy Moss circa Minnesota et al 2003. CAN’T NOBODY SEE YOUR BOY LEVI WHEN HE GOT HIS CHAKRA UP IN THESE TROST STREETS MY GAWD. This look like season one Levi. When he was kickin’ the shit out of Eren with all that sass.

Levi had the most infamously Fabulous kick in all of anime. Just look at all that sass in the follow-thru. #AttackOnTitan pic.twitter.com/73KCgQYgeY — CrysCoKid (@CrysCoKid) April 15, 2018

Your boy was sidelined last season with that young ankle, but he been doing his rehab and the cortisone shot and probably some unsanctioned Titan serum that grows back tendons or some shit. But Season 3? Your boy out here spry as a muthafucka. Your boy out here playing in a contract year. Let’s break this shit down.

“We all gotta die but, I ain’t ready to leave that’s why even if it’s petty I’ll be ready to squeeze” Man, I don’t know who the fuck Kenny is, I don’t know what the fuck Kenny is, but I do…