Game of Thrones: First of His Name

Season 4, Episode 5 Oh, yeah, got some plot movement (a little) on Dem Thrones this week as we must have hit about 5 different locales which is good, you gotta spread your misery around these days. First, we got speculation of another marriage (yes again) of Margery (again) to Tommen (First of His Name, thankfully last of Cersei bastard sons). Margery is like the Wife of Bath at this point. But it ain’t Margery Tyrell-Barantheon-Barantheon-Barantheon’s fault. Because, ya know, poison. I know that Margery is savvy and basically Cersei 2.0, but I don’t know why everybody feels the need to test the Ice Queen. That “what do I call you,” line??? Sheeeeyet. Cats act like they don’t know what Cersei is capable of.

Then we make our way across the Narrow Sea to see how Daenarys Tubman is doing as the new queen in Mereen. The reality is they probably could take King’s Landing right now, but yo, we got like 4 more seasons, so it ain’t gonna be that easy. Everybody is gassed up, Dany got dreams of being an Iron Throne Chick, then she just had to ask Ser Jorah his opinion who came through with the Luke Bryan Buzkill Murda Muzik. Apparently, the night and former slaver never listened to King Kendrick

After Ser Jorah does what always does with Danny and kills her arousal, she walks out to the best view this side of Westeros. If Beyonce doesn’t recreate this scene for a new video than she just ain’t reaching her full potential.

And then, we make our way to the Eyrie that may not h…