Game of Thrones Recap: “The Mountain and the Viper”

Season 4; Episode 8 ***Spoilers be splattering on pavement, b*** Go Head Oberyn. The mind be a terrible thing to waste Oberyn. I love how you just put your thoughts out there Oberyn, thinking outside the skull. Box. Whateva I know, that was cruel. Nobody misses Oberyn more than me, but we gotta own this misery my people or it will consume us all like that big ass snowstorm chasing the Wildlings towards the Wall. I’m just here to help you through it. Ok? We good? Aiight, lets take the top off this recap and head on in…(you know I had to slip at least one or two more in). As usual with Dem Thrones, there’s often a scene at the end that everyone is like, yo, that shit was incredible and we forget that it happens to be an incredible episode before that incredible thing that everyone will be talking about. Where else can you start off an episode with a woman burping out Bear and the Maiden Fair? Cuz that shit was maaaaaad attractive. I’m bullshittin, but that close to the Wall, that shit probably is sexy as summer wine. Cats be at the bar watching that shit like: Sheeeeyet, is that all you, homie? [divider type=”space_thin”]But you know how TV work, as soon as she start harassing Gilly over her baby’s colic (which be on 9000 by the way), the Wildlings came in with the hard R version of

Ygritte gets her quick work in before finding Gilly with the crying baby and lets them go. If she had Littlefinger’s personality, she might have dropped that knowledge on Gilly like,…