Hogwarts Mystery Review: Alohamora! Being Black / POC at Hogwarts is Finally Unlocked

Hogwarts Mystery is finally here! We told y’all it was coming and now we’re going to give you a little insight into the game. BNP homies from several houses gathered in the corridor to shed some light *lumos* on the good, the “eh” and the future hopes of the Hogwarts Mystery mobile. Graphics: Izetta: I know we’re going to spend a TON of time talking avatars, but before we do… I gotta say the overall graphics are quite nice. Every familiar face from the movies are crisp AF. Snape looking like new money and Professor Flitwick cute as a button. The halls are well lit. My common room fresher than a mug! Brittany: First of all I’m happy we can all be Black at Hogwarts because the movies told us how rare that shit is. But why, why, WHY do I have to drop real American United States Dollars for any Black hairstyles besides some box braids?? Also, the hairline on these locs is especially egregious. What in the name of Shemar Moore’s lace front were they doing with these? And I’m supposed to drop how many gold coins on this? 15 THOUSAND? Nah. Just, nah. I also wanted some cute glasses so my avatar would really match my bifocal-wearing self…but those cost real money too so my girl just gonna have to squint…. Who put a Flipendo on my edges? Izetta: The dollars to be dropped in Hogwart’s Mystery are insane. I can see doling out coins and gems for new outfits, but for hair and glasses? An MJ S-Curl circa 1984 shouldn’t cost a can of soda, let alone 200 gems. I will say, baby hairs be da…