Legend of Korra Recap: The Ultimatum

Book Three: Change / Chapter XI La Revolucion Muthafuckas! Ba Sing Se looking like what Fox News THINKS Ferguson, Missouri looks like right now. I’m sayin, if brothas in the hood could lava bend, they wouldn’t be stealing vases and picture frames, cats would be up at Wall Street giving dissertations to the folks like Bane reading Jim Gordon’s letter about Harvey Dent. You…the people. Mako and Bolin fresh off of doing a bid, running through Ba Sing Se, which might as well be District 11 after Katniss took down the force field. They need to find Korra and deliver Zaheer’s message, but first they gotta find a way out of Beirut. Mako decides they should take an airship, but when he tries that, “I”m a cop from Republic City” bullshit, these cats lookin at him like:

Bolin appeals to their better nature by tellin them where the best looting is at and they take off. Now, I might be in the minority of not having a problem with Zaheer being so dope, but you telling me jokes with the Original Fire Ferrets needing five minutes to figure out how to fly an airship, b. Mako talkin about he got his temporary pilot license because he dated Asami. Now look, if this were a Dem Thrones review, I wouldn’t censor myself and would give y’all that real rap raw, but this is a kid’s show and I got my limits. So how do I put this… …as fine as Asami Da Fictional Bae might be in Korra-verse…ain’t no amount of “companionship” gonna produce the ability to pilot a giant airship through sheer osmo…