My Top 5 Cutest Pokémon

In the world of Pokémon there are plenty of concoctions of cuteness — from birds to seals, to keychains, there’s cuteness abound all around. One could argue that every Pokémon is cute in its own way, but these are my personal cute-as-a-button-covered-in-Hamtaro-plushies Pokémon that make me and my heart get that warm and fuzzy feeling inside. LET’S GO! Number 5: “Buneary”

Buneary takes the number 5 spot simply because I love bunnies. Buneary’s design is literally just “hey, bunnies are cute, let’s make a bunny but add some fluffy stuff on it.” And you know what? It works. Buneary also has a crush on Pikachu in the show, which just adds to the cuteness factor. It could also stem from the fact that I used to have a monster crush on Lola Bunny from Space Jam (I mean, who didn’t?) so anything that has to do with bunnies is good with me.

Number 4: “Marill”

I fell in love with Marill from the TV show. Marill is, of course, a water Pokémon and is a little blue ball of cuteness. Marill is a lot like the other ball-shaped Pokémon (such as Spheal), but I just love Marill a little more than them and I’m admittedly biased about it. Hey, you know how it goes — there’s a million of these and some of them look the same but you have to stake your claim somewhere, right? Marill also has double cuteness because it has another blue ball on its tail. There were quite a few Marills in the TV show and each one got cuter, blue-er and ballsier… no, that’s right. Just trust me when I say Maril…

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