An Open Letter to The Killing Joke Movie: But For Reals Tho You Wet Trash

Brittany Williams: Sooooo, I’m gonna just get right to it. The Killing Joke movie was trash, bruh. Straight, flaming, dumpster outside the 24-hour McDonald’s at 4am in the high heat of summer trash. Bourbon Street the morning after Mardis Gras: a hot garbage, piss, and vomit cocktail. We know. We watched it. That’s time in my life I’m never gonna get back. Bruce Tim owes you, me, Kevin Conroy, Tara Strong, and Mark Hamil an apology for this movie. It’s upsetting me and my homegirl cause if you can’t go to the DCAU, where the hell can you go? We can’t let this slide, beloved, so get ready to take these “L’s”.

*Spoilers galore* *Sets timer* *DEEP INHALE* You worse than a hot ice cream sandwich. You worse than an Iggy Azalea freestyle. You worse than the costumes in Ninja Turtles 3. You worse than a port-o-potty at the end of Coachella. You worse than Sleepy Hollow Season 3. You worse than watching your girl bang your dad. You worse than ramen noodles cooked in hot dog water. You worse than a bag full of potato chip crumbs. *Voice booms in from the distance* “New high score! You’ve unlocked the roasting daily double!” Omar Holmon steps in for double damage [divider type=”space_thin”] Omar: The Killing Joke was a Lifetime movie for meninist. The Killing Joke was a lesson on feminism from the Insane Clown Posse. The Killing Joke was filmed in a live studio dumpster. The Killing Joke was a power point presentation on the correlation between trash and craisins. The Killing Joke is …