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Season: 1 / Episode: 6 / Cinemax Listen, you know your wife loves you when you wake up buck naked in the middle of the night. Grab the shotty then proceed to go outside and play soldier. Mac out here running round sans underwear with the choppa in the middle of the night. We see everyone’s favorite hater Carl was on his Watergate shit crackin’ down and listening in on a call from Linwood from his cell to the fat cat The Broker jokingly(?) told Mac to kill. There’s a coke deal goin’ down and Carl don’t like that shit. He don’t like that shit at all. We then got Buddy in the club goin’ through the most seein’ an old flame with someone else. Had Buddy out here goin’ the Jerry Springer route. He went back home and his moms is like ” fam you good?” YOU know shit fucked when even your moms can get on your case.
Back at Mac’s we see the next morning he got the to nerve to wake up, hear his wife recount what happened and be like, “Naaaah, that wasn’t me.” Bruh, ain’t nobody got time to make up shit THAT elaborate. Mac goin have to get all of the counseling cause PTSD is a hell of a symptom to suffer from when you been to war. Bright side is it’s nothing a quicky can’t fix before the start of the day. I’m still not getting how they be making it seem like genitalia just snap in place like legos for these sex scenes… but that unbucklin the belt, on the spot like “whats the problem? We only got seven minutes but all I need is 3.5 minutes ” is the realest (consensual) relationship shit…
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