Stranger Things Season 2: Will Done Messed Around and Brought the Upside Down to Our World?!

We’re back for season two of Stranger Things. It’s lookin’ all good in Hawkins, Indiana as Bill has been rescued and the band (Lucas, Dustin, Mike, and now Will) is back together again. We see the kids in an arcade playing some Dragon’s Lair and getting their asses handed to ’em by the game ’cause Dragon Lair is all about precision. You gotta be ready with the directional instruction given to you, you can’t just be out here inputting commands all hard with no gra — yo, where’d Will go?

Anybody seen where Will went off to? Ummmmm, fuck is up with the lighting looking like we’re in Marilyn Mason’s “Dope Show” video? Why’s it all Pleasantville gray out here? I know we in Indiana but what happened to all the colo — oh, there’s Will. Yo, Will what you staring at out there over the horri — WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT BIG ASS ROACH, MAN?! WHY THAT SHIT STARING AT YOU LIKE YOU OWE IT MONEY?

Man, they wylin’ out in Hawkins, Indiana. Fuck a whole lot of that shit. I’m not with it. I’m not. We got Will back in the right-side up world but this kid done fucked around and brought the upside down with ’em into our world? Will out here smelling like outside and fucking up the dimensional plane for the rest of us right now? Not cool, Will! We already knew something was happening to Will from last season, but this shit? He got a big ass roach? Locusts? The alien shit from Starship Troopers invading the 80s?! This dude went to the upside down and saw a fucked up version of the truth on…