The Attack On Titan Anime Just Had It’s Biggest Reveal And Now I Just Want To Fight Everyone

***Full, 100% don’t even try to gleam this shit. Spoilers for everything in the Attack on Titan anime through chapter 31*** Listen, gotdamit. I’m in a vulnerable place right now. So you know what I don’t need? I don’t need any “it’s only a TV show” bullshit from you right now. This real fuckin’ life, fam. If you can’t deal with me at my subtitled reading worst, then you don’t deserve me at my scholarly lecture best. And even worse, I don’t need any of you, “well, I could’ve told you that was coming cuz I read the manga” muthafuckas either. Congratulations on your free time. Fall back with that shit or go do something anatomically impossible to yourself. This ain’t about all seeing eye. This about my pain, yo. Can I hurt for a second? Would that be all right with you savages? This ain’t just about the reveal of Reiner as the Armored Titan or Bertholdt as the Colossal Titan. This about my trust man. This is about betrayal. This is about me having to learn to love all over again, fam. Let me start at the beginning. My beginning, my titan.

Your boy ain’t know shit about Attack on Titan until my fellow Survey Corps fam Omar put me on. “Yo, this shit like Game of Thrones for how they be merkin’ cats man.” Say. No. More. I love a story with stakes, fam. Once I saw the animation, I was all in. Story hooked me immediately. Unlike a lot of other popular anime, not all the protagonists were super powered. You had a few straight up S-Class cats, but most folks were average with the 3-D …