The Ten Most Trash Moments From The Trash Season Finale Of The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead geared up for one of its biggest finales in history almost a week ago. We were there, millions upon millions of us waiting for the conclusion of the season and the on-screen arrival of Negan. It happened. It happened for a long time. And then it was over. And then Nicole and William hated themselves afterwards. Here’s why. And, of course, ALL OF THE SPOILERS FOR THE SEASON 6 FINALE.

The ending that wasn’t  

The most fucked episode of The Brady Bunch ever. [divider type=”space_thin”] William: Let’s just get this shit out the way off the muthafuckin’ top, this was some straight up YouTube comment trollin’ type shit. In the age of Netflix and other streaming services, cliffhangers are going the way of the Reebok pump sneaker anyway. Episode to episode cliffhanger? No problem, let a brotha press play on this joint one time. Season to season cliffhangers are the Leftover’s Guilty Remnant of TV watching. It’s lazy, gotcha programming with the intent of pissing off your fan base. Season finales are for closing loops and maybe, if you’re skilled enough, setting a new status quo for the beginning of next season. This did none of that. During Negan’s bloated (but otherwise great) appearance, we learned nothing we didn’t know or anticipate 5 minutes before that. Instead, we get to relive the trauma at the beginning of next season when we should be seeing the aftermath front and center. A co-worker asked me who I thought got killed the next day and my honest answe…