Westworld Recap: Akane No Mai

Season: 2 / Episode: 5 / HBO***Spoilers be recycling the same narrative as last year in different worlds*** Check out all the season’s recaps rightchea Maaaan, listen. Looks like we at headquarters cuz Delos out here pulling out bodies of all sorts. Hosts and guests alike. And removing brains. Just the hosts I think…hopefully. Delos also discovering that so much stuff been going down that they can’t even trace the origins. About a third of the host data been wiped clean. So not only are hosts out here off the leash, somebody covering some tracks too. And we back to Maeve and the New Narratives. Right back where we left them cuz Maeve doing the bullet time on this samurai sword. I wanted samurai, but not like dis. Not like dis. They get hemmed up mad quick and Maeve like, ok, I got this. She hit them with the voice commands to lay down the arms and release them. But your boy gonna throw that Japanese back at them like, “Gag the pretty one and let’s roll.” Now ayebody a hostage, getting dragged through the forest except Maeve got the surrender flag over her mouth. They being paraded through a slaughter of local police. That seems like fun for everyone. Also, Lee lets Maeve know that her linguistics ain’t fire cuz she ain’t speaking the right language. They finally get into to town and Armistice is like…wait, this shit feels too familiar. Even in Japanese. Then the music starts and I’m like, ‘wait this shit does seem familiar.” The local guard tries to stop the head samurai in…