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Season: 2 / Episode: 7 / HBO ***Spoilers be swooping in like the Harbinger to take remote control*** Check out all the season’s recaps rightchea Host, listen. Bernard waking up with that fake ass photograph in his hand trying to tether to some past that don’t even exist. Ashley wakes Bernard up cuz he got some concerns cuz Delos team don’t look like they here to rescue anyone. Well, not actual people anyway. They try to go get Charlotte’s Sat Phone, but they get headed off first. Gunpoint, actually. They waltzing these dudes out in the dark with guns at their back cuz they believe these dudes hiding something. Turns out Theresa was murdered (shocked face). Now they looking for the key she was holding in the place that she was murked (hello Bernard darkness, my old friend). They think Ashley did that shit, but Bernard catching them flashbacks of when he delivered the fade himself. Well, sorta himself. Before Bernard spills the good, they see a secret door behind the shelves leading to a secret ass room with…secret ass Bernard bodies. Like, a whole generation of Bernards. What in the fuck. Charlotte is like…I knew there was something wrong with your ass! I knew it! Host Waterboarding For Amateurs Man, now they just straight torturing Bernard via remote. Charlotte, who don’t now and never has gave a single fuck, interrogating our boy. Turns out all this shit is in the future as we flashback to the attack on the base and how we all ended up watching Bernard get the Bush era enhan…
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