Westworld Recap: Virtù e Fortuna

Season: 2 / Episode: 3 / HBO ***Spoilers stay making deals with the devil*** Check all of this season’s recaps rightchea Wait, cold open HBO? Ok. Ok. So where we at, Indiaworld or some mess? You can spot the guests here cuz…they white. Two rich wypipo (white people) at a table talking that hunting Bengal tigers talk. Well you knew what this was, so they go to the room to get their “living out your fantasy” on. Ol’ girl starts questioning if this dude with the abs is a guest or not, so she take him to the bedroom/armory. She like, the only way we know for sure is to test out these ballistics. Dude is like uh…so, I’m sure you think that’s a good idea but… She go ahead and hit (shoot) your boy with that Reuger, and he only takes a bruise instead of a trip to Valhalla. She’s like, well, you passed the test. I mean, listen: sex is great and all but…she ain’t that fine, yo. So after she done shot him to continue the jumpoff, I guess the go together now. They on the hunting expedition riding elephants and shit. They get to a tent but realize everybody ghost. And no, I don’t mean gone. Like literally ghosts cuz they fuckin’ dead, man. Straight up slaughter, blood on the linens type shit. Your boy think it’s a just a twist in the narrative until the narrative puts one in his damn chest. Yeah, violent delights and all that fam. Your girl grabs a sawed off (shotgun) right quick before putting down the host and running for her life. She in the woods and sees the great game itself. Muth…