With Orphan Black back for its fourth season, we get to spend time with our favorite clones again (all played by the same incredible woman, by the way). Any real debate about who is the best clone is futile, but at least we can offer some insight about what your favorite clone means in regards to how great/terrible you are.
[title type=”h2″]Sarah Manning[/title]
Resilient and tenacious, you respect problem solving skills and the willingness to make bad decisions and live with them. You have a singular focus, which may or may not be making everyone else’s life more difficult for your own benefit. This doesn’t make you selfish as much as your conviction that your shit needs to be addressed first. You probably have a maternal instinct that can best be described as “biblical retribution” and can reach absolutely no-fucks given quicker than everyone else you know.
[title type=”h2″]Cosima Niehaus[/title]
[title type=”h2″]Alison Hendrix[/title]
If you love you some Alison, you know this life. You enjoy the nicer things that life offers, like an open floor plan house, PTO meetings, helping your Brown adopted kids with their school projects, emasculating your really lame, but bread-winning spouse and occasionally murdering your nosy neighbor. Ok fine, manslaughter-ing. If Alison is your favorite, it’s because you believe that all your darkness can be countered by the fact that you love your kids and are willing to do anything to protect your (not really) sisters.
[title type=”h2″]Rachel Duncan[/title]
Chances are you lost the human parts of you before you reached adulthood and that the dark side of the force has taken your vital organs, leaving nothing but machinery and advanced robotics to compensate. So your steely demeanor may in fact be made of steel. Such is the life a Sith Lord. Still, you are always focused on the big picture, including the insignificant parts of that picture that need to be eliminated. You’re like the genius child who’s life was derailed because you knew “the truth” way too early and it has effected your existence profoundly to this point.
People that love Helena most believe in redemption. And ruthlessness. You may have come up in foster care or a cult, but regardless, you have always been aware that you have purpose. The same instinct that drives your unique sense of self preservation and survival instincts are the same ones that might lead you to kill anybody that looks at you funny or catcalls you on a busy street. So… be careful.
Or you’re not a clone at all, but gravitate most towards…
[title type=”h2″]Felix Dawkins[/title]
…which means you’re awesome in about every conceivable way. You are the definition of a support system. You might be the skinniest firefighter around these parts, but you spend your time de-escalating the problems of your extended family and making sure none of them go completely off the reservation. You dress great and have the gift of velvet wrapped sarcasm. You are also the most artistic of the bunch since you are an unparalleled acting coach and paint in the nude on the regular.
Courtesy of BBC America, watch the first 4 minutes of the Season 4 premiere, Thursday, April 14th at 10pm!