3 Things I Need From the Fear The Walking Dead Finale

Can I talk to you alone, Fear the Walking Dead? People been getting on you in these past five weeks saying that you’re not as good as The Walking Dead. They say you move too slow. They say you were all hype. They say you’re trading on TWD’s well-earned fame. They say a lot of shit. To be fair, for whatever reason *cough* lazily aiming at a loyal fanbase *cough* you decided to go with literally the same name as the show you’re spinning off from; the extra word doesn’t really make a difference. And you haven’t made your own name yet. Now seems like a good time to mention that I have two older brothers and they are handsome and charming and funny and smart, so I know what it is to grow up in a (big ass) shadow; I’m am rooting for you. But. That doesn’t mean you’re not fucking up a bit. But you have time: your season finale on Sunday. Here’s a few things that I’m gonna need from you on Sunday:1) Zombies. I get the strip tease. I had a grandma who told me not to give away the cow for free, too (I forgive you for calling my vagina a cow, grandma; you were old and doing the best you could). Do you think they’ll be a zombie in this episode? Don’t be ridiculous; of course not. [divider type=”space_thin”]But we are 5 episodes in and I’m pretty sure I can name the zombies we’ve seen far. Kimberly was my favorite. From episode one, Nick’s girlfriend/shooting up partner Gloria, Artie the kindly high school principal, Calvin the drug dealer, Matt the not-quite-turned boyfriend of Alicia, M…