An Open Letter To America Chavez’s Cover Paying Homage To Beyoncé’s Formation

“Slay, trick, or you get eliminated” -Beyoncé I don’t even wanna do the regular routine of explaining why I’m so hype with y’all. I don’t even wanna give you the rundown of how we got here. I’m not going to…

“Slay, trick, or you get eliminated” -Beyoncé I don’t even wanna do the regular routine of explaining why I’m so hype with y’all. I don’t even wanna give you the rundown of how we got here. I’m not going to tease y’all with appetizers, nah mean? I’ma get straight into the fucking main course. Not only the meat and potatoes, we straight into the endless breadsticks, and bottomless mimosas of it all, you feel me? We goin’ straight into this meal ’cause we ordering the whole left side of the menu and we might fuck around and get seconds. I was on Twitter earlier, minding my damn business, when the universe saw it fit to bless me with the light of what’s to come. Now when I say the universe, I, of course, mean Beyoncé. We knew we were getting America Chavez in her own solo series. We knew that was coming but what we didn’t know is that Joe Quinones was going to drop Slay Day and have America Chavez AKA Bawse Ass Bae pay homage to the universe that is Beyoncé.

You crazy for this one, Joe! Y’all see this shit? You see how hard this shit is right now? That’s how you pay homage. That’s how you give back to the universe, (when I say universe, I, of course, mean Beyoncé). Look at America Chavez thriving right now. That’s the America I been trying to see. That’s the only America that’s been great from day one. *empties pockets* Oh I’m ’bout to be on one right here. We ’bout to get this shit in right here. You not gon’ drop my fave character, my Top 5 Dead or Alive up in that remixed Fo…

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