Game of Thrones Recap: The Iron Throne

Season: 8 / Episode: 6, “The Iron Throne” / HBO ***Spoilers be killing off plot-lines like seasons 1-3 used to kill off characters*** Check out our entire Game of Thrones recap catalog here. It’s been a ride, yo. A Walk Through Fire Whewwwww, can you smell that conquest in the air?! I said, can you smell that liberation?! It’s funny to talk about freeing people from tyranny when the people are too dead to know theY’re free? I appreciate that you have given me true freedom now if you could give me a fire blanket to get these dragon flames off my fucking neck. Damn, Tyrion. Back in season three, you were the man homie. The fuck happened to you? Your boy walking through the cinders. Your boy is walkin’ the mile, but this shit is decorated with dead children and overcooked pot roast. In this analogy, the pot roast is still children.

Tyrion finally splinters off from Not-Jon and Davos to walk alone. If it was ever in anyone’s power to prevent this shit, of those who had an understanding of what might come, it was Hand of the Queen. Varys was burnt alive so that everyone…could be burnt alive. Bravo Tyrion. Man, listen, I wanted more for Grey Worm. My dude had so much weight on his shoulders. He basically the only Black man left on the show, and they got your dude out here being Mitch McConnell. Whatever his queen needs, he’s doing it, without question. You hate to see it. They executing Lannister men in the street. Even though they have surrendered. Twice. Not-Jon puts his hands o…