Into The Badlands Recap: Black Heart White Mountain

Season: 2 / Episode: 7 / AMC ***Spoilers Be Sneaking Up in the Master’s House and Using the Master’s Tools*** And you say Clipp Ci– Naw, actually, we ain’t sayin’ shit till we make sure that Sunny ok fam. Your boy done put the paws and genjutsu on Sunny something fierce where this dude woke up in a less terrible version of the world and 10 years in the future. Sunny chillin’ in some victorian home, no tats, Veil Da Fictional Bae lookin’ like life goals and Henny Rock lookin’ like he just got cut from his first little league team. This is livin’ right here fam. But some creepy kid from the Haunting with Veronica’s Veil keeps showing up so Sunny know something ain’t right about this shit. ….yeah, in reality, Sunny still knocked the fuck out, fam. MK nursing Sunny and they can’t figure out what the hell to do with him. They pull back the blanket and see he got Johnny Storm’s palm scanner on his chest. Bajie says its the Hand of the Five poisons, basically the same shit Beatrice Kiddo hit Bill with, except Sunny didn’t get to have the decency to fix his garments and walk a few steps before collapsing the fuck out. Bajie is like, yeah, game over man, this shit is a wrap. He ain’t gonna see that new moon, fam. Back in the “if a coma is wrong, I don’t want to be right” dream, Sunny is a farmer and trying to teach Henny Rock how to till this here land. But Henny wants to be a fighter and you know that shit made the non-existent tats on Sunny’s back itch. They race to the pens and …