Into The Badlands Recap: Fist Like A Bullet

Season: 1 / Episode: 2 / AMC And you say Clipp City!!! First off, first off the muthafuckin top, who making an entrance like The Widow?! Boots lookin’ like they made out of leather and the death of patriarchy. But nothing should surprise you when we up in a club where the main attraction is a woman using a powersaw to cut through her chassis. Full disclaimer: its been a long time since your boy frequented a ‘gentleman’s establishment’ but I want to say that if they introduced power tools into the show, I probably would’ve left even sooner than that. The Widow up in the spot lookin’ for a defector that stole from her. She disarms dude without breaking her stride and looks at his female company like, “Bish, you know nothing good gonna come from you staying here.” Dude tries to unnerve The Widow by calling her by her (no longer a) government name, but she hit him with the “Minerva isn’t here. Minerva went away” Fight Club line. Widow making a plea to him, like he’s an essential piece to taking down Baron Quinn and making the others fall in line. I guess my question for the Widow is, how you so desperate to bring back a dude who can get hit by a hatchet from 20 feet away? Gotdamn, yo. This was your plan? This no dodging, “I don’t know why I came up in this club” muthafucka, is your plan. Damn My Baron, I hate it had to be you.

But lets not feel sorry for The Widow CUZ SHE NIIIIIIIIIICE. Remember that bar scene from Desperado when El Mariachi was taken cats apart with his sawed-o…