Into The Badlands Recap: White Stork Spreads Wings

Season: 1 / Episode: 3 / AMC And you say Clipp City!!! We start outside of the Widow’s Estate with her fountain lookin’ like bootleg Bellagio and these dudes all decked in Blue like the cats that were too square to get into the Crips. I ain’t even got in my seat comfortably yet and Baron Quinn done brought the whole gotdamn Clipper Force to the Widow’s front lawn. Quinn got one bar for these cats. Fan out. // Kill’em all. So there may not be guns in the Badlands, but they got the crossbows on fleek in this piece. Quinn kicks in the front door waving the Broad Sword. They all up in the Widow’s personal space, doing damage, fam. They in her movie theater, hatin’ on her muthafuckin movie, yo. While most of Widow’s Blue Shirts getting deli, half a pound, thinly sliced treatment, THE REAL FIGHTERS or the Widows daughters or the folks in blue with ovaries are ambushing cats and then vanishing back into smoke on some “we were never here shit.” All they left was some testosterone in red vests dripping down the staircase. Meanwhile…Can we talk about this bastard MK while he sneaks into the Widow’s estate, in the middle of a war to get a book? Just for a hot second. I won’t be too long. To save you all the prolonged rant that would assuredly happen for the rest of this 2K word recap, let me get this out the way and I can just refer back to this shit in the future. MK is to this show what the shoebomber is to airports, yo. MK, one time wild out and stabbed a dude through the eye becau…