Jane the Virgin Recap: Chapter Seventy Five

What a nice break…but let’s get back to business. Last we saw Petra was having wet dreams about Lawyer Jane and Xiomara was thinking about a career change. Rogelio had just gotten River Fields (Brooke Shields) attacked by a wolf. Alba was struggling with love and intimacy at her age and Jane and Rafael were knocking boots in the shower -phew! Xiomara and Rogelio and Baby Rogelio is trying to find any co-host BUT River Fields (Brooke Shields) to work on the American version of Passions of Santos. The network wants Eva Longoria if they can’t have River, so Rogelio begins the search, calling people left and right because he just can’t find a connection to Eva. Then he sees in a television show that Eva has the same distant relative as Rogelio. With this in, he gets a lunch with her. Eva Longoria is hilarious – winking at the screen – “Oh something is in my eye” she calls Rogelio an unknown! She has three assistants that do the talking for her, oh and she’s pregnant. Pretty sure she was pregnant in real life, doesn’t make sense in the story plot for her to be fake pregnant. At their test shoot, they are chatting it up before they start rolling and stumble on the fact that they are not distant cousins – THEY ARE COUSINS! The Chemistry is non-existent after that, I mean them kissing on screen for the Passions of Santos was no longer appealing.

Xiomara is still teaching dance classes while looking into her new venture. As she is headed out a good looking man picks her up. Apparen…