Legend of Korra Recap: Venom of the Red Lotus

Book Three: Change / Part XIII Bruh. Fam. I come to you unburdened. Untethered. I have forgone all my earthly possessions besides Microsoft Word and a reliable cable modem to deliver this recap to you. The Void done been entered. And the Void is endless. In other words, this recap is long as fuck. It’s the last one for the year and we going out strong in this one. Plus, we talkin about my girl Korra. My homie. That’s my homegirl…That’s my Avatar We pick up immediately after Zaheer started seeing the Zeros and Ones and shit in the Matrix and flew Korra back to the Red Lotus lair. They got my girl Korra strung up in the platinum shackles like some privileged beyond Thunderdome type of shit. They’re preparing the poison for Korra so that she will be forced into the Avatar state, so that when they murk her, the Avatar line will be done… Hold up! …wait WHAT? And I mean ‘What’ as in ‘WHAT THE FUCK!’ Was I just naïve this whole time? I thought they were just gonna make Korra do stuff, like try to wipe out all the world leaders or take care of all their unpaid parking tickets or something, did I miss the part where they always planned to “destroy” her (gotta love how Nickelodeon been killing people the last few weeks and finding creative ways to say it). So yeah, to quote my man Slim Charles…

Peeping the whole plan is Jinora TheRealMVP astroplaning on these fools. That might be an advanced airbender technique, but the shit still look like she about to say “Help Me Obi Wan K…