March Multimedia Multiverse Madness, Match 2: Hinata Hyūga v. Maka

Next up: Hinata Hyuga from Naruto

Ja-Quan: Who’s out here holding the Village Hidden in the Leaves?! Who carrying the torch for one of the greatest clans of all time?! Tell me who want it with the only ninja who had the audacity to step to the hardest killa in known existence, Pain, who massacred the whole town and had ya boy Naruto chakra rod skewered up?! Hinata fuckin Hyūga! Any woman who steps to Hinata better recognize she bout to get these hands & chakra point exploitation something wild. Offensively and defensively, Maka pales in comparison to Hinata. Maka’s sword is nice when she’s battling wack ass evil humans, but this is a fight with one of the finest shinobi in the land. Hinata possesses one of the three great visual jutsu, the Byakugan. This gives her the clear advantage to see Maka’s chakra flow and points, then use her gentle fist to disrupt those flows and leave the young soul eater unable to move her extremities or completely shut down her internal organs. Defensively, you best believe that Hinata got her kunai on deck in a worse case scenario… but that won’t be necessary with the Eight Trigrams 64 Palms move. She gonna be out here hittin Maka with that deadly spinarooni, leaving her sick with envy. Her defense is impeccable and there is nothing Maka could do to stop our girl when Hinata whips out her Blazing Twin Lion Fists or chakra needles and goes for the kill. Fighting Against: Maka from Soul Eater

Willie: Are we really doing this? Is this a real…