#MarchMultimediaMultiverseMadness Quarterfinals 3 – Storm (2) versus Yoruichi (7)

Ja-Quan: Speed?! What we talkin’ bout? We talkin Speed Force greatness at this present moment? Maannn, if you don’t stop it right now before you embarrass yourself. Does Yoruichi know that speed means nothing to the insanity that is Storm’s powers? It’s cute you think that her Shunpo, which is too fast for a human to see would give Storm the same problems. Come on, yo. Mutant eyes always got more visual prowess. Going to be real hard to move at such blinding speeds when Storm turns her feet into blocks of ice. Or how about Storm just shuts down Yoruichi’s whole nervous system, because she could do that in the blink of an eye. I’m getting bored just thinking about the rolodex of fatalities that Yoruichi is bout to catch. Like, does anyone actually believe that this is even a contest? I don’t care how fast you are, the speed of light will beat any Shunpo this bleached child can whip out. And her lightning attacks are just the tip of the iceberg. How you gonna stop someone who can literally snap her fingers and remove the air from your lungs, suffocating her pitiful opponent?! How Sway?? The Guy Sensei of the Bleach universe huh? That’s pretty beast, but nobody can be described as a beast unless we talkin’ bout Omega Level mutants fam. Unless we talkin’ bout Ororo with the all-white Mohawk, leather jacket and swag so stupid the whole Mutant Brotherhood bein’ sent back to middle school. I watched one episode of Bleach and was disgusted so I ain’t got a clue who this Yoruichi pers…