Two Dope Boyz Watching the Paradis Devils Give Marley That Work in ‘Attack On Titan: Assault’

Where we left on… Here’s the deal, Omar and William were minding their own business on a Sunday evening when they noticed Attack on Titan was trending on Twitter. Whut? So they dropped everything, watched the newest episode, then went directly to the booth to talk that shit. As you can imagine ALL the spoilers for every episode of Attack on Titan this season (through episode 66). William: Look here man, last time we seen this Titan on Titan violence, Ayebody was five years older, Eren done went Jay Reed in 2 Deep in Walter Reid Hospital and gave Reiner the facts of life before he leveled the theater district. Warhammer Titan came out and fought Eren to a standstill, but then Mikasa came through with the Asparagus colored Thunder Spears and helped Eren capture the Warhammer. But Omar, please tell me what the most elite acrobatic squad was doing while this went down.  Omar: THEY WAS RUNNIN THROUGH MARLEY WITH THEY WOES! YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT GOES! And if you don’t, it goes one shot one kill for any and every citizen of Marley that happened to be in the streets. The entire Survey Corps out here dressed up in black-ops edition Nike gear, black Timberlands, and no ski mask cause they want everyone to see who’s licking shots up and down the whole block. I’m talking more gunshots than a Freddie Gibbs track. I’m talking more gun bars than any rap battle you’ve ever seen. I’m talking more gun smoke per capita than Cable’s hyper combo finish from Marvel vs. Capcom 2. Meanwhile, L…