DuckTales’ Ultimate Hater Flintheart Glomgold Made it Rain at Scrooge McDuck’s Funeral

Every time I think I’m done talking about DuckTales, I’m reminded it’s only true but for so long. They’ve given us hit after hit, and produced the best cartoon content on television right now (alongside Craig of The Creek). You heard me right, DuckTales is currently one of the pillars for tv content (fight me) in the game right now. I’m not even here to talk about that. What I’m here to talk about is the legendary petty stunt of Flinthart Glomgold. If you don’t know Flintheart Glomgold, he’s the dude that’s on the pillar fighting over the genie lamp in the original DuckTales intro. All you need to know about Flintheart Glomgold is that he’s the second richest duck in the world, and he hates Scrooge. He hates all the contents within Scrooge McDuck’s guts. So much so that in the episode titled “The 87 Cent Solution” in the DuckTales reboot, Scrooge McDuck “reportedly” dies of gold fever and Flintheart Glomgold hears this and… it’s better if yall just see for yourself.

watch ducktales. for the love of god watch ducktales. i think this might be the funniest thing i’ve ever watched pic.twitter.com/n97g7JkUGF — samantha ✨ ENDGAME SPOILERS (@holymangos) May 10, 2019

When I tell you that I screamed laughing in my living room. I’ve never seen this level of petty in a kids’ show. This is a straight-up kids show, and my man Flintheart Glomgold said, “I just don’t give a fuck” and showed up to show out at Scrooge McDuck’s funeral blasting T-Pain’s “All I do is Win.” Can we just bre…

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