Game Of Thrones Recap: The Queen’s Justice

Season: 7 / Episode: 3 / HBO ***Spoilers be getting pulled by the neck through King’s Landing*** Maaaaaaan, listen. King Pomade Jesus and the crew arrive at that oceanfront property they call Dragonstone in a boat the size of those small buses that be taking your grandma to church during the week and shit. I mean, I know this shit supposed to be all cool and the gang, but I don’t like the fact that Jon brought like 8 dudes with him across Westeros to holla at the Queen. Also. Where. The. Fuck. Is. Ghost. Jon gonna get enough of traveling long distances without the god-tier scout direwolf by his side fam. They touch down on the shores and are greeted by Stormborn’s finest hospitality crew. For real, Missandei and Tyrion look like they work for a law firm and are greeting a big client at the door. Tyrion and Jon start chopping it up, starting with insults of affection first. I really wanted that shit to keep going: [quote_simple]Tyrion: Bastard of Winterfell. Jon: Dwarf of Casterly Rock. Tyrion: Abercrombie In the North. Jon: Cirrhosis Liver to the Queen. Tyrion: Heard you lost your virginity to a wildling and then let her get killed by wilding Bruce Wayne. Jon: Heard you fell in love with a snitch and then she turned on you to get it in with your daddy. [/quote_simple] Good times…good times. Missandei starts speaking in the most perfect AI companion voice ever while laying out the agenda, and then politely telling them to hand over their weapons. Uh-huh. Then the Dotrharki c…