How to Survive a Saiyan Invasion

Hey kids! Ranger Willie here to bring you another survival tip from Ranger Willie’s Super Survival Guide now on sale for $9.99! Have you ever seen a town being blown up on the news by a mysterious “explosion?” Well what if I told you that explosion wasn’t mysterious but rather an energy blast from a Saiyan Warrior? Now I know you’re thinking, “What’s a saiyan? Oh man, this guy is crazy, how will I ever get to the comic store to buy Ms. Marvel comics with all these explosions?” Well, would I still be crazy if you end up DYING FROM THE BLAST? HUH? Ahem, sorry. Anyways, Saiyans are a race of alien warriors and are very dangerous to our weak and feeble planet. There is a way to get through their rampages though so pay attention and follow these simple steps.

Step 1: Avoid The Action It’s extremely easy to want to go towards where the action is and spectate but if you go out and try to WorldStar the Z fighters whooping up some aliens you could end up like this poor fellow seen here.

This poor soul named Yamcha was trying to film the fights and ended up like this rest in piece friend. So AVOID where the action is happening at all costs that’s the first and also the most important step because if you follow this step then you’re home free.

Step 2: Learn To Fight This step is also one of those one-off steps. You might think that the saiyans are too strong for a human to fight but that’s not entirely true. Go to your local Video store and purchase “Master Roshi’s Mumbo Jumbo.” Tha…