Keeping It 100 On The Walking Dead: If I Lived In Alexandria

There were so many points during the season 6 premiere of The Walking Dead when I thought, “Just kill him, Rick.” Now I’m not saying that violence is the answer, but I am saying that sometimes in a post-apocalyptic world when you are surrounded by soft muhfuckers who live in Denial, Virgina, violence is the answer. For example, last season killing Pete = violence is the right answer. I have zero patience for perpetrators of domestic violence in the pre-apocalyptic world I live in. And dude was waving a knife? And he “accidentally” slit the throat of the guy who built the wall that is protecting the city? GTFOH. Um… there is no redemption for this level of assholery.[divider type=”space_thin”]Again, I’m not saying that everyone should die. But I’m saying Nicholas should die. Glenn, why? Why is Nicholas alive and he didn’t have to limp his punk ass into the infirmary? Because you carried him? What in the fuck is this? This dude got Noah killed while you watched for no other reason than his own cowardice. Noah! The young black man who was primed to take over the building-wall brigade! And you carried him to the infirmary? Then he comes with you on a life-threatening mission that involves walker-killing? How much faith in humanity does Glenn have and how can I get some? Because Nicholas would be an armless, jawless, Michonne-style pet as I wandered into the Valley of Undeath and I would not be afraid. I’d try to find Nicholas’ last surviving relative for good measure.[divider typ…