March Multimedia Multiverse Madness, Match 5: Storm v. Quiet

Stepping up: Storm of the X-Men

Ja-Quan: What need be said bout Ororo?! Who on Bast’s green earth needs to be told that Storm is out here manipulating every aspect of the atmosphere and weather? NOBODY. That’s why Storm is the G.O.A.T. She is one of the most formidable opponents in the entire superhero universe. I’m talmbout Marvel, DC, Image, video games, tv shows and movies. There are literally only a handful of individuals who could come close to Storm’s capabilities. Quiet?! Who are we even kidding with this glorified PP7 with a silencer? Shush ain’t ready for the lightning bolt that could end her life at a moment’s notice. Hush wouldn’t even be able to see Storm and use those trashly named butterfly sniper rifles, once the murda mist starts cascading down and covers Quiet’s eyes. Oh, you think you’re cute trying to get in close to knife an OG member of The Brotherhood?! Too bad mute button would get flash frozen to death before getting anywhere close to Storm. Oh, you think your 3rd-grade gas transformation is going to be your trump card? Child, I control chemical composition. I been on that move before Snake was born. I could literally kill you by flying into the air and raising the water level. Try breathing through your skin underwater, peasant. Quiet stands no chance. Maaannn, I ain’t got time to waste my breath. The North Carolina Tarheels don’t entertain the Binghamton Bearcats for good reason. It’s quiet for this battle. Stepping up: Quiet from Metal Gear

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