March Multimedia Multiverse Madness, Semifinals 1 – Eternal Sailor Moon (1) vs. Shuri (5)

Brittany: Shuri might have the name recognition right now but Sailor Moon BEEN the realest in the game. Griot might have the spirit of Bast flowing through her but Usagi Tsukino IS the goddess of the moon. Sailor Moon got so much sauce when she says I’m Queen of Earth, the earth bows down. What’s a king to a god? What’s a proxy to a goddess? Don’t be fooled by Wakanda’s tech boom. The Moon Kingdom had all that shit AND settlements on every planet eons ago. Shuri needs the strent of the Blek Pentha to level up. You know what Sailor Moon needs? Her own muhfuckin willpower. She murkin monsters out here using only the power of love. She handing out fades to cauldron from which all evil flows with some rainbows, hearts, and moons. She breaking the time-space continuum with every attack just so she can vogue before she cremates you.

Sailor Moon been a soldier since middle school. Falling asleep in Algebra by day and catching bodies by night. She was fourteen the first time she fought somebody to the death. AND WON. Ain’t no killing Sailor Moon. She don’t die, she just takes a nap and comes back stronger. She’s like the Terminator franchise, put her down and she’s just gonna come back to bust you upside the head with an even more audacious power. Sorry, not sorry bout it. You don’t revive an entire planet and be basic. You don’t go undefeated since 1991 and be basic. YOU DON’T PROTECT A WHOLE ASS KINGDOM WHILE YOU’RE UNCONSCIOUS AND BE BASIC. Sailor Moon will straight up Moon Dust …