March Multimedia Multiverse Madness, Semifinals 2 – Storm (2) vs. Korra (3)

Ja-Quan: Korra my G, you’re in over your head. You simply can’t win this fight boo. You’re a poor man’s version of my mastery of the elements. True Value Orora could never. Family Dollar Ang better take her dusty ass Air bending somewhere ya glorified humidifier. Fire bending like a level 5 Charmander. Fire bending reminiscent of Sasuke on the dock for 6 summers. And what is this 2.0 GPA in landscaping, half-assed Earth bending? Can’t front, your water bending legit and the third season of Avatar was God tier. But every time you wanted the smoke wit a BOSS you done suffered L’s worse than Barry getting dragged through every single street of Central City with his spine disassembled and legs dangling like ramen noodles. Lest we forget the 3-year hiatus you took after Zaheer A-Town stomped you into a PTSD and depression filled Chapelle level hibernation from the world you was supposed to bring balance to. Yeah, you did that. Maaannn I was so disgusted with yo brittle spirit that I ain’t even finish season four. Kuvira washed you like a Maytag and eight tons of Tide.

Don’t get me wrong, your ability to control the four elements is cute and all but my mutant abilities go down to the molecular level, and that’s something you just ain’t ready for. You got a mud hole stomped in that ass when Amon broke out the forbidden jutsu blood bending. Storm can control the 70% of water in your body the exact same way. Clapped. You don’t want it with the Physics smoke. Storm can control those e…