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***Spoilers be traveling pretty damn far on one leg*** Season: 1 / Episode: 4 / HBO After Joni left ol peg leg in the river, dude up in the bathroom removing leaches from his body. ALL the leaches, fam. You would’ve thought that was some beauty regiment or some shit the way he was covered. Yo, your boy Mac is fed the fuck up. Dude is in the phone booth, straight up in a glass case of emotion. He’s mad cuz it’s been two days and they haven’t found the only 3 limbed asshole in Memphis. Also, your boy dressed straight up like Jules and Vincent from Pulp Fiction after Vince blew his head off in the car. Mac at the Sunnyside Motel with Jonie and everybody look like someone that could be collecting on a bounty or some shit. Joni paranoid af, ready to cap anybody walking through an open door. Shit is as bad as it ever was fam. Joni wants to know what the fuck going on cuz being kidnapped by a dude for ransom from your supposedly broke husband, then being supplied with a car and some guns while having to leave town don’t sound like some normal marital bliss type shit. Mac don’t want to tell her shit, but still acting like they safe at the Sunnyside while they eating potato skins and some cold as survival beans out of a can.
Meanwhile, nah fam, YOU CAN’T go home, cuz ole one leg is at your crib making himself comfortable and shit. Suggs going through the family photos and shit when he Memphis PD rolls up on the house looking for Joni. He get bailed out when they get another call on t…
YOU’VE REACHED YOUR LIMIT
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