Top 5 Dead or Alive: Suyin Beifong (Legend of Korra)

Yes. Top 5. Yes, I know what the fuck universe we referring to, but Suyin “You can put a ring on it, but you still taking my last name” Beifong is one of the best to ever do it. I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t metal bending care. First off, she’s a daughter of the best bender in all of bender-dom (but I’m gonna have mercy on y’all not hit you with that THAT Top 5 today). Second, she’s the matriarch of the most advanced city in the world. Third, she do all this shit with some flawless hair that only moves when she wants it to. Wife, mother, world leader, world saver, dance instructor, and bending teacher? In my Alonzo Hightower voice, “Y’all gonna get an education today!”

1) “Sometimes you gotta give ’em some time and let ’em think. Sometimes you gotta give ’em the nine and let ’em stink. You can’t take every horse to the pond and make em drink.” courtesy of locus chai Suyin is a lot of things fam, but being full of shit ain’t one of them. Yeah, she is a caring and devoted mom, but she ain’t scared to give somebody that real rap raw. Of course, you know I’m talking about the time her sister Lin tried to come collect her fade and Suyin gave her all the receipts with, “No wonder Tenzin ended things with you years ago.” Gotdamn Lin, ‘now why you wanna go and do that love, huh.

Of course, she capped that off by fighting her sister and giving her some of that FMLA before her daughter had to break it up. Suyin slings no fucks about as well as she slings that metal, yo.

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