Game of Thrones Recap: Home

season: 6 / Episode: 2 / HBO Apparently Melisandre ain’t the only one that got some advanced aging issues cuz Bran look like he’s gotten a couple of kids, a mortgage and a divorce since the last time we saw him. He up in the mangled redwood getting his warg on with the Three eyed raven. You can tell they are warg-in the fuck out cuz their eyes done went all white like Storm and shit. Your eyes going the color of the Oscars is like the international sign that you doing some otherworldly plane, type shit, kind of like 85% of the powers that people mysteriously get come from lightning. Three Eyed Raven showing Bran Winterfell back when his dad and Uncle Benji–

WAIT, YOUNG EDDARD BEFORE THE BEARD AND THE MANUALLY INSTALLED DROPTOP ON MY NECK STARK IS BACK?!?! And lost to the great North Uncle Benji??? I don’t think I was emotionally prepared for this moment. I’m genuinely touched and emotional from Game of Thrones and not repulsed and eyerolling at gratuitous violence right now. But we’re literally 2 minutes in so, this too, shall pass. But then Lyanna!?! I need a moment. But wait, there’s more? Is that Hodor Wylis? Mama, I got some giant in me, Wylis? No more Biggie Willie, you can call me Wylis? And this dude saying shit other than Hodor? This type of Game of Thrones exists? What happened to George RR Martin man? What tragedy claimed this man’s thirst for joy and hope?

But like any Thrones episode, right when you get a muthafucka smiling, these cats pull off the white glove…