Streets of Rage 4 is for the Arcade-Made Monsters

You Already Know What This Is.. *Razor Ramon voice* Hey yo…*taping up knuckles* if you’re here for a Streets of Rage 4 review talking about pixel resolution, frame rate, and game mechanics, get the fuck out my face. I’m not the one to do that for you. I’m not even sorry about it. I’m here to talk about Streets of Rage 4 and punching random goons in the fucking face. That’s the video game Beat’em Up formula I was raised on as a kid. I’ma tell you right the fuck now, Streets of Rage 4 ain’t for the conscious, this is for the mud-made monsters. Arcade-made monsters! Beat’em up bullies, brawlers, and bastards. Y’all want innovation brought to the 90’s Beat’em Up genre? Not me. Fuck That. Big Beefy Men bumping meat and badass women running the block. This is street shit, my gamer. That’s the shit that I enjoyed as a kid and to this day. TO THIS DAY! I tied a band round my head for this shit. Taped the fucking knuckles up for this. Sat in Timberlands, controller in hand for this shit. Mutha fuckas out her playing for a good time? I’m out here playing for the fucking grind. Streets of Rage 4 in the Age of Online Quarantine Co-Op

I bought Streets of Rage 4 with the quickness. Soon as that shit was ready to download me and Jordan Calhoun teamed up to go back to the mean streets of “Wood Oak City”. I said, Jordan we doing this on hard. He said hell yeah. we looking at the beautiful roster. My man Axle Stone back at this shit looking like he just got out of a Pearl Jam concert. Big B…