The Flash Recap: The Man Who Saved Central City

Season: 2 / Episode: 1 / The CW [dropcap1]A[/dropcap1]nd you say Central City! We’re back up in this muh fucka! Barry is fresh off of closing the singularity hole in the sky that’s about the same size as the one that Republicans are trying to dent into Planned Parenthood’s funding. Barry is taking on Captain Cold and Heatwave with some help from Firestorm. We see Barry back up in STAR Labs doing high fives with everyone on a job well done. Then Eddie Thawne comes out the woodwork for an up-top too but he deader than a muh fucka. So you know this is a straight-up daydream. WHAT HAD ACTUALLY HAPPENED WAS… Barry stabilized the singularity / black hole by running suicides in it to keep it open. However, in order to close that shit Firestorm had to merge the event horizons in order to… Man they had to fly in the hole and separate, causing a nuke bomb to fix that shit. The suck part about being a hero is not being able to say, “Yeah, naaaaaah” or “Fuck that shit” in situations like these. Barry up there straight-up running sprinting drills to keep this black hole situated and sees Firestorm and KNOWS shit is about to get so suck. Stein & Ronnie separate, which causes the nuclear explosion but sends Professor Stein hurling to the ground like dude that hit the propeller and flipped in Titanic when it was sinking. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp [divider type=”space_thin”] Like, there was no better exit strategy after they separated tho? You might disappear into the et…