The Walking Dead: For the Sociopath Who Has Everything Except a Logical Storyline

If I am forced to watch while one and then another of my friends is beaten to death, almost have my arm cut off, and watch my fathers spirit break…

If I leave my home, my father, my sister, my adoptive mother with the flawless skin, and my I-eat-raw-meat-and-watched-my-parents-die girl…

If I hide out in the back of a hot ass box truck, convince a dude who looks like he does nothing but deep condition his beard and moisturize to jump out of a moving truck, and find a conveniently located box of guns…

If all of that happens and you are the person at the end of my hero’s quest, you are going to die. No questions asked. Let’s assume I asked and answered those questions while I was walking to Hilltop (minus the time I spent wooing Enid). Or while I was in the truck.

So why, why, why did Carl have a gun pointed at Negan and not kill him?

In what world is that a reasonable turn of events? Carl shot his own mother and he can’t shoot this motherfucker? [looks longingly at the door]

Okay, so Carl inexplicably doesn’t shoot Negan, but does manage to kill two of his men (because he’s a killer who is unafraid to kill) and then Negan inexplicably doesn’t kill Carl. You know, Negan, the guy who beat Abraham to death, the guy who killed Glenn because Daryl was was overcome with grief, the guy who took a hot iron to Dwight’s face.

Sure, I guess that’s totally reasonable.

The rest of the episode was Carl’s first day as a intern at the Savior Sadness factory. He shadowed Negan as he maimed, mauled, humiliated, and sexually assaulted almost everyone he came in contact with.

We got to meet his harem of wives, if “wives” is Latin for women coerced into sexual servitude through fear and intimidation. We, the watchers, are supposed to understand that Negan is a man with a code: he says explicitly that he has never hit any of his wives. Sherry then delivers that trauma-survivor realness: There’s worse things. Like making a woman believe she’s responsible for the full face scar the man she loves will wear for the rest of his life.

The worst thing Negan did to Rick wasn’t killing his friends, it was making him understand and accept that he would cut off his son’s hand because Negan told him to. That’s the thing that broke Rick; that’s why Rick is about to spend episode 8 trying to pay his taxes. Sherry knows exactly how Rick feels. So does Dwight. Daryl is getting there.

Carl sees this: the wives, the iron, Daryl in what amounts to a prison jumpsuit with a mop, his father broken, and the opulence of Negan’s private quarters. And what does he think of it? It’s a stark contrast to his father’s current position.

But like any boss drunk with power and/or abusive people, Negan oscillates between friendly and frightening. One minute he’s pep talking his subjects (and “giving” them fresh fruit without warning) and the next he’s forcing Carl to take his eye bandage off so he can ogle both the gaping socket and the boy’s embarrassment.

And so I come back to this question, why didn’t Carl kill him? It wasn’t a lack of desire. Because he kept threatening Negan.

Simpler is why Negan didn’t kill Carl. He says because Carl is a badass, but it seems like he’s bored. He doesn’t kill Olivia when Olivia spurs his advances by slapping him because it was unexpected. Everyone bows kneels to him. Everyone gives him what he wants, including their bodies. Everyone kills themselves to deliver the best of what they have. So what do you get a man who has everything? A pet, evidently.

Because Carl wasn’t willing to give him the fade.

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  • Nick Stolpman

    Do you space out easily while trying to watch this show? Only asking because it wasn’t so farfetched to believe that Carl “conveniently” found a bunch of guns in the back of the Savior’s supply truck….a short time after the Saviors put all of Alexandria’s guns in the back of their supply truck…and Carl did not shoot Negan dead because Negan talks to him like a man not a kid, AMC is following the comic books almost exactly, and Negan is a closer in the way and mannerisms he seduces people into doing what he tells them to.

    • Dahled Jeffries

      Yeah, but, they put all of weapons into one truck, and the other stuff the other trucks. Carl (and Jesus) didn’t get into the truck full of the weapons, they got into one full of other stuff. Guess you spaced out during that part.

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