Top 5 Reasons I Didn’t Need A Morgan Backstory Episode

So we got the Morgan Backstory Episode “Here’s Not Here” and, well, I didn’t need that and here’s why. 5.You knew I didn’t care. Every once in awhile my ravenously hungry Kid will stand in the kitchen door and watch me get dinner together and whine. Or ask, repeatedly, when it’ll be ready. I will ask any one of a series of questions like “what was your favorite part of the day?” or “what’s your favorite color today?” Me and The Kid both know s/he doesn’t give one sprinkle-covered fuck about telling me these things. But we go through the motions. Me, because the instinct/ legal obligation to try to make the wee ones happy and to not be annoyed while I boil up this pasta is real. And The Kid because all kids are narcissists and can’t resist talking about themselves. I say all that to say: You were stalling, AMC. I get it. You riding that “Is he or isn’t he?” train into the ground. You know fans are out here lighting candles on homemade altars hoping that Glenn scooched his ass under a dumpster and somehow managed to survive the literally thousands of walkers surrounding him. You got people out here watching and rewatching The Talking Dead trying to parse the secret code in Chris Hardwick’s body language and choice of tie. Black? Like he’s grieving? In some cultures, a black tie paired with a white shirt might mean unity. Right? And I get it. You got commercials to sell and story lines to stretch out, but just so we’re clear: I see you and your mid-season slow-it-down-but-keep-i…